Thursday, March 28, 2013

Bioshock Infinite Review

Note: At this point in time I have not yet finished the game, if something here on out changes my opinion I will talk about it.
Almost six years ago our video game collections were graced with one of the greatest works of modern gaming, Bioshock. A game with such immersive story and hauntingly beautiful atmosphere it redefined the first person shooter genre. Not sense Half Life 2 had we seen such an incredible FPS experience, and we haven't had one of such magnitude since; until now. After years in development, delays, and teasers, Bioshock Infinite has finally arrived. And not only has it met our expectations, but surpassed them in every single way. The most discernible difference between Infinite and the previous two games is the setting. While the first two take place in the underwater city of rapture, this game takes place in the mysterious flying city of Columbia. It was designed by a man named Comstock and was revealed at the 1893 world’s fair. Comstock is a religious fanatic who has formed his own religion. It's a strange combination of Christianity and American history where the founding fathers have been elevated to Gods as well as naming himself a prophet. He aims to make Columbia more American than America. The city is looked at as a utopia, but you soon learn it's nothing more than a hell above the clouds. Just like the rest of the United States at the time the city is extremely racist, with whites at the top and people of color as well as the Irish at the bottom. And these people can only get work as servants or in hard labor. The racism is so extreme, most look at Abraham Lincoln as a heretic and John Wilkes Booth as a hero. The city became the pride of the United States, but after outrage over Columbia's involvement in ending the Boxer Rebellion Comstock decided to secede from the Union. And after that they just disappear. The game takes place in 1912 and follows a man named Booker DeWitt, a former soldier who has gambled himself into unimaginable debt. He is sent to a lighthouse off the coast and is told "bring us the girl and wipe away the debt." He is then transported to Columbia and is amazed at what he sees. But when he arrives he is labeled a false shepherd and is persecuted by the people. Not even ten minutes and the people wanted his head on a pike. After making his way to the monument of Columbia he finds what he's looking for, a young girl named Elizabeth who has been kept locked up for as long as she can remember. He learns that she has some unique abilities and is initially freaked out. All he knows is that he need to get her out of Columbia and into the hands of the people he owes money to, but Comstock refuses to let her go without a fight. To put it lightly, Bioshock Infinite is one of the most astounding games I've ever had the pleasure of playing. Not since Red Dead Redemption have I seen a game with such rich and deep characters and I don't think I've seen a game come close to the thematic elements seen here. The game takes a critical look at society and what we've done. It's not a game about choice, but about the choices we make as people. As far as the technical aspects go I can't think of a game on the same level. The graphics, the game play, and the environment work in such perfect sync it's beautiful. The thing that originally intrigued me about the game was the setting. Was Columbia going to be as amazing as Rapture, fortunately it is. While Columbia lacks the creep factor that made Rapture so appealing, it did bring a level of ingenuity and design that works incredibly well. From the beautiful walkways to the disgusting slums, Columbia never gets old. One of the biggest problems people had with the original Bioshock was that it was too easy, but Infinite manages to be challenging without aggravating the player. The new powers are awesome and the new weapons are simplistic in their design but fantastic in their execution. You can now use your powers in combination like hurling a flock of crows at an enemy then setting the crows on fire to do more damage. One of the coolest new aspects of the game is the addition of the skylines, long rails suspended in the air that you can hook onto at any time. They allow for fast paced and varied combat, as well as helping you gain better vantage points and getting away from the fight in a pinch if you need it. Also the addition of several new enemies is welcome, and often they will appear in the middle of a fight and cause you to change priorities. The often long combat sequences never get tiring. The most drastic and biggest change in the game would be the addition of an AI partner, Elizabeth. And I have never liked a computer controlled partner so much. Not only is her character likable but she is very useful. She never gets in your way, she can throw you ammo and health in the middle of a fight, and collect money you don't find. And after a while you really start to care for her and want to help try and figure out what she wants to know. Bioshock Infinite is truly amazing; it hits the nail on the head in every single aspect. My one complaint about the game would be that you can carry only two weapons at a time, compared to the first two games when you can carry all the weapons at once. But in the game you can upgrade your weapons, and since you can only carry two it really makes you think about which upgrades you get and what weapons you use most. But that's just a little thing and is by no means a deal breaker. That one little thing aside I really can’t think of any other criticisms about the game, it truly is perfect. It's not just the best game I've played this year or even in the last couple years, it is truly one of the greatest games I've ever played. 5/5 

Saturday, March 23, 2013

The Croods Review

Well it’s sure as hell better than yesterday’s movie. The Croods is a new animated feature by DreamWorks (the company who brought us Shrek, Madagascar, and How to Train Your Dragon). The movie follows a family called the Croods, the last of the Neanderthals (cave men). The family spends 9 out of 10 days of the year hiding in their cave because they are afraid of what's out in the world could kill them. The dad of the family is super over protective and only let's them venture out every few days to hunt. The daughter named Eep hates her life; she just wants to be free. One night she manages to get out of the cave and meets a homo sapien named Guy. He tells her that the world is going to end and that he's heading to safety, soon after he disappears. When heading back to the cave after being found by her dad, an earthquake hits and destroys the families cave. But it opens up a path to a jungle they've never seen before and they decide to venture into it. They later meet up with Guy who convinces them that the only safe place is a mountain several miles away. While the father is reluctant, they decide to trust Guy in the hopes of finding a new home. To be honest, I really enjoyed The Croods. The movie had some funny moments, it was pretty heartfelt at times, and the voice acting was well done. Visually the movie is quite beautiful, the world is busting with color and detail. In the close ups you can see individual hairs on the characters heads. While the movie had many aspects I really liked, I can't shake the feeling that it’s missing something. But the thing that bothers me the most is that it's not really special. The Croods isn't on the same level as a movie like Up, we're not going to be talking about it five years from now. After it's done in the theaters we'll see a couple commercials for the DVD and then The Croods will vanish into obscurity. While The Croods did some things right, it's not that special of an animated movie and will soon be gone from our memories. 3.5/5

Friday, March 22, 2013

Spring Breakers Review

I'll give Spring Breakers this, it sure was...unique. Spring Breakers is a crime thriller (I guess) about the classic college kids dream, going on spring break. The movie stars four friends who are tired of their boring routine and just want to go out and let loose. They want to go party down in Florida during spring break but they don't even have the cash for a hotel. So two of the girls get an idea, they decide to rob a diner. Afterwards they have all the money they need and the go on the vacation they'll never forget. Once down there they just party, drink, and get high. Unfortunately they were in the wrong place at the wrong time and they end up getting arrested. They then get bailed out by a local rapper and drug dealer named Alien (played by James Franco). And after that it's just a crazy downhill ride from there. When I first saw the trailer for Spring Breakers I thought it looked like the worst thing in the history of mankind, but I was surprised that the movie wasn't terrible. Was it good? Hell no, but it was better than I thought it would be. Really there were two things I liked about this movie, its style and James Franco. Franco really throws himself into this role and his character is absolutely ridiculous and over the top. His character was easily the best in the entire movie. But what I enjoyed most about the movie was its artistic style. The unique cinematography, the contrast of colors and light and dark, use of close ups, and more jump cuts than any movie I've seen since Crank. But unfortunately this movie was all about the style with very little substance. Other than Franco the rest of the characters were bland and uninteresting, some pretty bad writing at times, they would take an audio clip and play it over and over, and the ending is pretty ridiculous and unbelievable. Surprisingly one of the main criticisms of the movie is that it is trashy (and it really is, there were some scenes where I felt I was watching a porno). I read a review where they gave the movie their lowest rating because they said the movie lacked morals and was unethical. I don't like it when critics do stiff like this; movies are art and more importantly entertainment. And you shouldn’t penalize them because of your opinions on what is socially acceptable and what isn’t. I know some people won't share my opinion, but if you ask me there is no place for morals in entertainment. Spring Breakers was not as bad as I thought it was going be, there were even a couple things I liked about it. But at the end of the day they chose style over substance, and while that can work it didn't for Spring Breakers. 2/5

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Veronica Mars Series Review

If you were to go back in time and tell me one of my favorite shows of all time would be about a smart and savvy teenage girl detective solving crimes and surviving high school, I'd tell you to go f*ck yourself. But boy would I be wrong. Veronica Mars is about just what I said, a high school detective. The show premiered back in 2004 and ran for three seasons; it was well received by critics and loved by its fan base. Much of the acclaim came from Kristen Bell's performance as the shows protagonist, I couldn't think of a better actress to play the part. One problem with shows about teens is that so often they get actors who don't look like teens. Fortunately Kristen isn't just a good actress, but with a little make up and the right lighting she really did look like a teenager. While Kristen had the stand out performance, all the supporting actors where well cast and brought a unique and interesting spin to their characters. From the over protective ex-cop father to the damaged street kid who always gets into trouble, they all work great. The show follows a young girl named Veronica; she ends up doing detective work for her father who is a private investigator. She's kind of a loner and is just a lot more mature than the rest of her class mates. She used to be one of the popular kids but falls out of that group after her lifelong best friend, and the queen of the school, is murdered. And right after that the girl’s brother, who was dating Veronica, breaks it off and just ignores her. So throughout the first season she sets out to find out who killed her friend. Each season shows a huge leap forward for veronica and what type of cases she takes on. So often we see strong and empowered female characters come of really annoying, but you don't get that with Veronica. She has a surprisingly deep with some heart breaking back story. Her best friend was murdered, she was raped before the events of the show, and she finds out her father might not be her actual father. It's just nice to see a really damaged character come out of these terrible situations and use them to make her stronger. The one thing that really drew me to the show was the writing. It's the perfect amount of comedy and drama mixed up in a very smart mystery. I can't think of a show that combined comedy and drama as well as Veronica Mars did. So let's get to my final thoughts, I absolutely love this show. Alongside Firefly, it's one of my all time favorite shows. The writing, acting, and just about everything else was fantastic. While I was sad to see it go, I am ecstatic that the movie is being made. While it has some huge expectations to live up to, this is a project that the creators are very passionate about and have been working on for years; so I have faith. If the show seems appealing at all I would highly suggest checking it out, I believe the whole series on Netflix. From beginning to end the show is great, and it's finally getting the movie it deserves.   

Saturday, March 9, 2013

5 Movies to Watch for in 2013

Note: These are some movies that may be on the down low but have a lot of potential. 
Honorable Mention: Evil Dead

5. Kick-Ass 2
Back in 2010, every moviegoer who went to see Kick-Ass was surprised that they didn't have to sit through a terrible movie. From the trailers it looked really stupid, but what we got was a funny and surprisingly heartfelt action movie. The story is simple, a nerdy kid wants to make a difference so he puts on a costume and fights crime. Along the way he meets some people like him, and people who would like to kill him. It's a fun movie that everyone loved, but we weren't sure if we were going to see a sequel. Fortunately the movie has been confirmed for release later this year, it has a lot to live up to but it can be done. 


4. Elysium
There are a dozen or two sci-fi movies slated for release the rest of 2013, Elysium is one of the most entreating. Other than the basic plot, not a lot is known about this movie. Little press coverage, no trailer, the official poster hasn't even been released yet; in a world where every detail about a movie comes out before it's released, we don't often see movies stay so inconspicuous. It's direct by the guy who made "District 9," which gives this movie some serious credibility right there. Add what's shaping up to be a pretty impressive cast and we got a recipe for a movie that could be great. 

3. Oldboy
This is not a poster for Oldboy (2013); it's the poster for Oldboy (2003). The original Oldboy was praised by critics and was mentioned on several best of the decade lists. And it has become a cult classic with the help Netflix. I was rather shocked once the American remake was announced; I wouldn't touch the project with a ten foot poll. The problem is there is no way it can live up to the original; many believe Oldboy is the best movie that South Korea has ever produced. Spike Lee will be directing the remake and this worries me. As good as he is he wouldn't have been my first choice to make it. I'll keep an open mind about this movie, but I'm very skeptical.  
2. 42
42 is the story of the legendary Jackie Robinson. Robinson is known for being the player that broke the collar barrier. He's not just one of the greatest athletes to compete in American sports, but maybe the most important. Like Oldboy this is a risky movie, they need to make sure that they do Robinson justice. But after seeing the trailer, I got chills. It looks like a powerful and emotional film of a man’s struggle not just for his own acceptance but the acceptance for his people. I am a little skeptical because the director is more known for his writing than his directing, but he also wrote the movie so I'll give it a chance. I'm not really a baseball fan, I'm not really a fan of baseball movies, but this looks good.   

1. The Place Beyond the Pines
The Place Beyond the Pines first debuted last year at the Toronto International Film Festival; the reception was nothing short amazing. The movie is set to be released later this month and I couldn't be more excited. It looks like it's going to be the first real good movie released this year. The movie gained a lot of attention through the popular YouTube movie reviewer Chris Stuckmann who saw the original screening, he raved about the movie giving it his highest score an A+. The movie stars Ryan Gosling who has quickly become one of the most respected actors in Hollywood, he reminds me of a young Marlon Brando. I believe that The Place Beyond the Pines won't just be a great movie, but one of the best of the year. 

Friday, March 8, 2013

Oz the Great and Powerful Review

It's been over 70 years since we've seen the Land of Oz; but now we're back in this magical world with the new movie, "Oz the Great and Powerful." Now before we start I need to get a very important thing across, this is not a remake of the 1939 movie we all know and love. This is the prequel, it shows what happens before Dorothy puts on the ruby slippers. The movie stars Oscar Diggs, a carnie magician and a con-man. After attempting to flee from a disgruntled coworker in a hot air balloon Oscar is wisped away in a tornado and is taken to the Land of Oz. After arriving he is greeted by Theodora the good witch, one of three sisters and daughter of the late king. Theodora believes that Oscar is the wizard from a prophecy who is supposed to take his rightful place on the throne. Oscar learns that one of Theodora's sisters poisoned their father to take power, but she was vanquished. After making their way to the Emerald City Oscar meets the third sister Evanora, who explains that he can only become king if he defeats the wicked witch. So Oscar sets off to defeat her, but he soon learns that everything is not as it appears. Now the question that you might be wondering, is it as good as the 1939 Wizard of Oz? Short answer, no. Long answer, it's not even on the same playing field. Oz Great and Powerful is OK but it won't be remembered by the end of the year. Many people have compared this to the Alice in Wonderland that came out a few years ago; I can assure you that this movie is better. I may sound harsh but there were several things about this movie I enjoyed. I thought there were some very funny lines, the movies visuals are beautiful, and I enjoyed many of the new characters. The acting and writing aren't bad but they're nothing special. The movie is also unknowingly silly. They'll try and make something very serious but it comes out ridiculous. Another thing that bothered me is how Theodora becomes the Wicked Witch of the West (this isn't really a spoiler since the WWW was known to be Theodora). The way they did it seemed kind of lazy and half assed. But above all else I wished this movie had more references to the original movie, or even use the original score. Unfortunately MGM still owns the rights to the original movie, so this one was very limited in what they could do. Oz the Great and Powerful is an alright movie, I didn't love it but I didn't hate it. If you really want to see it I would recommend it as a dollar movie. But above all else it is nice to return to Oz. 3/5  

Monday, March 4, 2013

Movies I Love #6

The Host
Going international for this one, The Host is the greatest in a long line on South Korean horror movies. I actually had this as my number 5 movie of the year back in 2006, and it's probably my favorite horror movie ever (even above 28 Days Later, which I praise so highly). The Host is a monster movie, but it brings the monster movie into the 21'st century. The movie starts out with some doctors, or scientists, or whatever pouring chemicals down a drain. You then see a compilation of sightings of some sort of creature in a major canal in South Korea. The movie follows the story of a family who owns a little shop by the canal (which has become a hot spot to hang out). There's a grandfather who owns the shop, his son (a layer), the daughter (a professional archer), a dead beat son (who works at the shop), and his daughter. One afternoon some people at the canal notice something hanging from a nearby bridge, it soon drops into the water. Moments later it attacks everyone by the canal, and it takes the daughter. The government declares a state of emergency and starts quarantine because it is believed that anyone who comes in contact with the monster is infected with some sort of disease. The family is thrown into disarray, but after the father gets a call from the daughter saying that she is in a sewer, the family gains an ounce of hope. After escaping the quarantine the family sets out to find the daughter and kill the monster. I have a problem with horror movies now a days, people don't try. Horror movies tend to be made with a low budget and designed to do nothing but make money, but you can tell they really tried with this movie. Another great aspect about is the acting, so many modern horror movies have terrible acting but in The Host it's actually good. Later on in the movie the father pours his heart and soul into this one scene. But the best thing going for it is that movie unique; it's different than your traditional monster movie. The Host is a fantastic film; I put it in my top 15 of the decade. And it being my favorite horror movie, I make it a habit to watch it every Halloween. It's a great movie in every way, and it may be my favorite foreign movie as well. 

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Movies I Love #5

Grindhouse
Released in 2007, Grindhouse is actually made up of two movies. It is made up of Robert Rodriguez's zombie horror movie "Planet Terror," and Quentin Tarantino's thriller "Death Proof." I'm fairly certain Grindhouse is like the first double feature down in like 20 years, I really wish their where more. Two movies for the price of one is a great deal for unemployed people like me. Planet Terror is a traditional zombie movie, but apparently physics aren't a thing in this universe and a body is just made of skin filled with blood. Death Proof is about a serial killer who lour’s young women into his stunt car and kills them by driving crazy and having them die of trauma after being thrashed around. But after a girl is killed her friends decide to give him a taste of his own medicine. Now the 64 thousand dollar question is whether these movies any good... they're a lot of fun. To be honest PT may be in Rodriguez's top 5 movies and DP may be Tarantino's weakest movie. Unfortunately Grindhouse was a commercial failure, but the game made quite a bit of money off of DVD sales. Personally I bought the Blu-ray. Grindhouse was made for movie lovers; it is an homage to the old school exploitation/B movies and old Grindhouse cinemas. Probably one of the coolest aspects of Grindhouse was that it came with several fake trailers, a couple of which were actually made into real movies. Machete and Hobo with a Shotgun where both released a couple years later. Grindhouse isn't a tour de force, it won't be remembered as the Rodriguez and Tarantino’s finest hour, but they're two fun movies made for cinema freaks like me.   

Saturday, March 2, 2013

My 5 Most Anticipated Video Games of 2013

Honorable Mention: Watch Dogs


5. Killzone: Shadow Fall
Back in 2006/2007 we saw a trailer for Killzone 2 that looked too good to be true, but the game blew us away. The next installment was good but not on the same level, so hopefully Shadow Fall will take the series back to its former glory. Shadow Fall has been confirmed as a launch game for the recently reviled PS4. The first game play was shown not long ago and the game looks absolutely beautiful, especially for a console game. Killzone has become the staple FPS game for Playstation and has always managed to get the job done, but I'm interested to see if Shadow Fall takes the series to the next level.  

4. Infamous: Second Son
Second Son will be the third installment of the Infamous franchise and like Shadow Fall it will be the first of the series to make it to the next generation. The two previous games starred a man named Cole as the protagonist, but this game will have a new hero. I am interest to see how Second Son is related to the other games. It is supposed to take place after Infamous 2 but I'm not sure how that's possible. There are two possible endings in Infamous 2; neither would allow a any further games. But I'm still interested in Second Son and especially with the new character and the new powers we haven't seen before.    

3. The Last of Us
A lot of people complain of the number of zombie games on the market, but no one seems to be complaining about this one. Set to be released in a couple months, the game is the first new project from Naughty Dog since their completion of the award winning series Uncharted. Set in a post apocalyptic future where some sort of spore has started infecting and turned them into what are essentially zombies. You follow the story of an old man and a young girl as they travel cross country to escape the harsh regime of the US military who keep non-infected under their thumb. The game combines action and survival horror elements in an interesting way. But what I'm most interested in is the enemy AI. People who have played the demo have said that the game has some of the smartest enemies they've ever seen in a video game. Like enemies who know their out gunned will run away, one enemy will distract you while another flanks you, even the little things like the enemy giving orders to each other and coming up with strategies while in a fight. The game looks amazing and I can't wait to play it. 

2. Grand Theft Auto 5
Grand Theft Auto is one of the longest running, most critically acclaimed, and controversial video game series of all time. GTA is an open world sand box game that has drawn fire many times for the fact that your character is usually a criminal and that you are given full power in killing innocent civilians. The previous installment in the main series (GTA4) became one of the most critically praised and highest selling games in modern gaming. What makes GTA5 interesting is that you will actually play as three different characters involved in an intertwined story. I'm interested in seeing how they will get this to work seamlessly with the game play. Set to be released in September, I have no doubt GTA5 will be one of the best games of the year.   

1. Bioshock Infinite 
Not much of a question it, this is by far the game I am most excited for. After being delayed about three or four times, the game finally has an official release date of March 26. Infinite will be the third game in the series, but for the first time it will not take place in the underwater city of Rapture. This time it will take place in the flying city of Columbia. The first Bioshock is one of my all time favorite games, I loved the setting, aesthetics, game play, story, and just about everything else. It won dozens of game of the year awards and was mentioned on several top ten of the decade lists. The second game was very good and made several needed improvement, but lacked the magic we got with the first one. People who have gotten their hands on the game have praised it for its combat along with the attention to detail of the world. I don't buy a whole lot of new video games, they're just too expensive. I usually get two or three a year, I'm probably not even going to get all the games on this list. But I assure you that of all the games coming out in 2013, I will be getting Bioshock Infinite.