Thursday, December 31, 2015

10 Best Movies of 2015

Honorable Mentions: Going Clear, Kung Fury, Turbo Kid, Ant Man, Slow West, Dope, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, World of Tomorrow, Kingsman: The Secret Service, The Final Girls, 99 Homes, Cartel Land, Youth, Theeb, The Stanford Prison Experiment, Mistress America, The End of the Tour, Straight Outta Compton, Beasts of No Nation, Brooklyn, The Lobster, Carol, Listen to Me Marlon, The Revenant, Tangerine, Anomalisa.
Note: This list is based solely off my own personal opinion of what I thought were the best movies released in 2015 and is ordered alphabetically (not including the runner-ups which are listed before the top 10, also in alphabetical order). To qualify for this list, a movie must have had a limited or wide theatrical release in 2015 (festival screenings alone do not count); I would like to mention I was not able to watch every movie released in 2015.

Runner-Up: The Big Short
The financial crisis of 2007-10 was one of the worst financial disasters the world has ever seen, and caused the United States to go into its worst recession since the great depression. While the true cause of the crisis is often debated, many consider ground zero to be the collapse of the housing market. So while most of the world didn't see the collapse coming, there were a few that saw it coming; "The Big Short" is about some of those people. Michael Burry was a hedge fund manager in 2005 who was doing research into the housing market, and saw that the whole thing was propped up on bad loans. So he does something unprecedented, he goes against the mortgages of the big banks. Essentially, he takes out insurance on these mortgages that would pay out big time if the mortgages fail. And when word gets out of what he did, a few others start doing the same thing. "The Big Short" manages the impressive task of dumbing down a complicated subject to the point that people can actually understand. An outstanding ensemble cast, a smart screenplay, and a constant string of funny moments makes this one of the best biographical films of the year.
Runner-Up: Creed
To be honest when I first heard that another "Rocky" film was in the works I had very little interest. While the first film in the series has become somewhat iconic, its successors lacked the charm and heart "Rocky" had. But when I heard that Ryan Coogler would be directing, the man behind the exceptional "Fruitvale Station," I decided that it was at least worth giving it a shot. To my surprise "Creed" didn't just surpass my expectations; it was one of the best movies of the year. The story is about Adonis Johnson, the illegitimate son of heavyweight great Apollo Creed. Johnson has raw boxing talent and wishes to follow in the footsteps of his father, despite the protests of his adoptive mother; so Johnson leaves his office job to become a boxer full time, and seeks out an old friend of his father for help. "Creed" is probably one of the best boxing movies in years, and like all good boxing movies it isn't just about fighting. You really get a good look into the minds of the characters and why they do what they do. And by the end of the movie you are rooting for them to succeed. On top of that, there are a few great boxing matches that are truly a sight to see. "Creed" manages to do justice to its predecessors, and even surpasses most of them. I've heard rumors that a sequel is possible, and if that's true I'll certainly be seeing it opening night.
Runner-Up: The Martian
Ridley Scott is often listed among some of the greatest directors of all time, with films like "Blade Runner, "Alien," and "Black Hawk Down" in his filmography just to name a few; but over the past decade or so it appeared that he lost his edge, directing critically panned films like "The Counselor" and "Exodus: Gods and Kings." So when it was announced that he would be directing the new space thriller "The Martian," I wasn't particularly interested. And after watching it, I need to apologize; because this movie is a return to form for Scott. Mark Watney is a member of a manned mission to mars and after he is left behind during an emergency escape to due to a storm, he is left alone on the red planet. Knowing that rescue is months away, he has to use all of his skills to survive as long as possible. "The Martian" is one of the smartest and most entertaining movies of the year. Surprisingly it’s also one of the funniest, so much so that it was actually nominated for best comedy at the Golden Globes; but that in no way means that it's not intense, because there more than a few nail biting moments in this movie. I loved "The Martian," it was one of my favorite movies of the year; especially since that it showed Scott is still an amazing director.
Runner-Up: Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
There were a lot of spy movies that came out in 2015, probably more than we needed. "Spy," "The Man From U.N.C.L.E," "Spectre," and "Kingsman: The Secret Service;" but the one that stood head and shoulders above the rest would have to be the latest installment in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, "Rogue Nation." A few years after the events of "Ghost Protocol," the IMF is in shambles and about to be disbanded. The former members are under heavy watch, and Ethan Hunt is in hiding. Hunt has become obsessed with finding the head of a group known as The Syndicate, a type of anti-IMF made up of trained killers and former spies. So Hunt gathers his team once again to take out one of the greatest threats facing the world. "Rogue Nation" managed to be the best spy movie and one of the best action movies in a year filled with spy and action movies. Featuring some of the craziest stunts ever performed on camera and non-stop entertainment, "Rogue Nation" actually manages to one up the already fantastic "Ghost Protocol." It's one of the most entertaining and exciting films of 2015, and was some of the most fun I had in a theater this year.
Runner-Up: Steve Jobs
I have never been a fan of Steve Jobs or Apple in general, I think that Jobs was a selfish egomaniac and that Apple makes overpriced, and over hyped products. So when it was announced that another Steve Jobs, I was not interested; but I became interested when I heard that the great Danny Boyle would be directing, and Michael Fassbender would be starring. "Steve Jobs" follows that title character during three product launches over the course of two decades, and the personal and professional problems that surrounded him. "Steve Jobs" was as good as I hoped it would be, it was so good that it actually made me sympathize with Jobs himself and gave me a new found respect for him. But this movie doesn't sugar coat anything, it shows Jobs as a rude and selfish taskmaster. At the end of the day it all comes down to the screenplay by the brilliant Aaron Sorkin, who might win another Oscar for best adapted screenplay for this movie. Expertly acted, perfectly written, and non-stop entertainment, "Steve Jobs" is a highlight in the career of everyone involved.
Ex Machina
I consider myself fairly informed when it comes to what movies will be coming out soon; but "Ex Machina" was a movie that I never heard of until the day I saw it. It flew completely under my radar, until one day when I was looking at movie times and say that it was playing near me. I looked it up and saw that it had good reviews, so I said "why not?" And "Ex Machina" proceeded to blow me completely out of the water. Caleb is a low level programmer working at a company that runs the world's most popular search engine; one day he gets a notification that he won a contest his company was holding, the chance to help the company's founder in a top secret project. He then flies out to the middle of nowhere and meets his boss Nathan. Nathan tells Caleb that he believes that he created the first true artificially intelligent robot, and that he wants Caleb to perform a turning test on it (a test designed to see if a computer is intelligent). Caleb is eager to get started, but soon discovers things aren't as they appear. "Ex Machina" is a perfect example of what independent films can offer. It's smart, expertly written, well acted, beautiful, and incredibly tense. It also manages to accomplish the rare feat of making me feel uncomfortable in the theater; I can't actually remember the last time a movie got under my skin like this one. "Ex Machina" is brilliant, and maybe the only movies this year that deserves to be called a tour-de-force.
The Hateful Eight
If I had to choose who my favorite director was, it would have to be Quentin Tarantino. One of the most celebrated and influential directors of all time, he has a style all of his own that has made him one of the greats. So as with all of his films, I was incredibly excited for his new spaghetti western. "The Hateful Eight" is about a group of strangers that meet by chance during a blizzard; with little trust between any of them, some start to question if everyone there is who they say they are. Now to be honest, "The Hateful Eight" is not Tarantino's best movie of my favorite one by him; and I question whether or not this movie will be remembered as fondly as some of his others like "Pulp Fiction," "Reservoir Dogs," and even "Django Unchained." That being said, this movie is still fantastic. The script, the dialog, the characters, and the acting is top notch; add in the over the top nature and gratuitous violence, and "The Hateful Eight" is still one of the best movies of the year. While its three hour run time can be a lot for one sitting, those who can make it all the way through will be treated to one of 2015's most memorable films.
Human
One of my favorite genres of film would have to be documentaries, but it's a genre we rarely see masterpieces in. Over the past five years the only three documentaries that were truly outstanding would be "The Imposter," "The Act of Killing," and this year's "The Look of Silence" (which you will see later on this list). But this movie "Human," it is something special. Director Yann Arthus-Bertrand traveled to over 60 countries and interviewed over two thousand people on questions regarding subjects like happiness, religion, war, wealth, poverty, love, and life. The movie is simple, it just consists of the interviews of these people with the occasional footage of beautiful places from around the world. Despite its simplicity, this movie made me feel a wider array of emotions than any movie I have ever seen. I cried five times while watching the four hour extended cut, tears of joy and sadness. Hearing the stories that these people told tore me apart from the inside out, it managed to show the best and the worst of humanity in a way that few films could ever hope of achieving. This is truly one of the most beautiful, emotional, and ambitious films I have ever seen; and it might be one of the best documentaries ever made.
Inside Out
For 20 years, Pixar has been the king of all animation studios. Their filmography includes classics like the "Toy Story" trilogy, "Finding Nemo," "Up," "WALL-E," and more. But after "Toy Story 3" in 2010 up until 2015, they had trouble matching their former glory. But this year Pixar reestablished themselves as the best of the best with "Indie Out." Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger, and Disgust are the five primary emotions living in the head of a young girl named Riley, and they spend their days keeping Riley in check and collecting her memories. With almost no warning Riley and her family move to San Francisco, which Riley has trouble adjusting to at first. After a while things seem to be going fine, until Sadness accidentally turns one of Riley's happy memories sad, causing her to have a breakdown. One thing leads to another, and the emotions accidentally transport Riley's "core memories," the memories that helped mold her personality, to the recesses of her mind. So it's up to Joy and Sadness to get the core memories back to the rightful places before Riley changes forever. "Inside Out" easily ranks among the very best Pixar has ever made, It's smart, funny, emotional, beautiful, and covers thematic elements that add another level of depth. The likely front runner for best animated Feature at the Oscars, "Inside Out" isn't just one of the Pixar's best, it's one of the best animated films ever made.
The Look of Silence
A couple years ago director Joshua Oppenheimer released "The Act of Killing," which easily ranks among the best documentaries ever made. It told the story of the Coup that took place in Indonesia in 1965; and how not long after that the new government sanctioned gangsters and para-military groups to kill anyone who disagreed with them, labeling these undesirables as communists. "The Act of Killing" followed the men who helped lead these killings, many of which are actually still in political power today and are treated like celebrities. I remember watching it and feeling ill listening to how these men joked about killing around 1 million people, but it was a powerful film to say the least. "The Look of Silence" is a follow up to that film, this time talking to the families of the victims. It mainly follows an optometrist whose older brother was killed during that event just before he was born, and how he is seeking closure for himself and his sickly parents. While "The Look of Silence" might not be as powerful as a film as its predecessor, being that it won't leave you as awe struck, but it is none the less one that will likely stay with me for years to come.
Mad Max: Fury Road
The "Mad Max" franchise is the godfather of the post-apocalyptic genre, it wasn't the first but it mastered the formula. The series is iconic to say the least, so when it was announced a years back that another was on its way many fans cringed. The third film in the series wasn't particularly good, so a lot of people just wanted to put the series to rest. But creator George Miller was determined, and spent the better part of a decade getting this film made; and the results were nothing less than amazing. "Fury Road" takes place many years after a nuclear holocaust that wiped out most of all life, and the world that is left is quickly running out of resources. Former police officer Max Rockatansky is kidnapped one day by a group known as the war boys, ruled by a sickly man called Immortan Joe. Max's purpose is to serve as spare parts for any wounded war boys. Joe's most trusted warrior, Furiosa, is given the task to go to a near boy oil refinery in order to get gasoline. Little does Joe know Furiosa rescued the women he keeps as wives and plan on taking them far away from him. Joe sends his war boys after her who take Max to serve as a blood bag for a dying war boy. So it’s up to Furiosa to save these young women; giving Max a hard decision, help them or fight for his own life. "Fury Road" is simply put, a masterpiece of the action genre. Everything about this movie was phenomenal and quickly took the industry by storm when it was released. The action, acting, set pieces, story, lore, cinematography, directing, and design were top notch. Upon its release it was met with universal acclaim from critics and audiences, with many calling it one of the best action movies ever made. And when 2015 was coming to an end, tons of critics and publications were calling the best movie of the year and giving it awards. If you were to go back a year and tell me that a "Mad Max" film was going to be nominated for best drama at the Golden Globes, I would have asked what you were on. "Mad Max: Fury Road" is an astonishing wild ride; it isn't just my favorite movie of the year, but the best as well.
Room
"Room" is a little movie that most people have never heard of, that manages to be one of the year's most heart wrenching and heartwarming films. Jack is a five year old boy that has lived his entire life in a small room with his mother Joy, who was kidnapped at the age of 17 and locked inside of a man's shed. They manage to live day to day with the bare necessities that are given to them by their captor, a cruel man named Nick. Joy knows that every day Jack spends inside that room; he loses a little bit more of his life. So she comes up with an ambitious escape plan that could free them both, but if it fails Nick will almost assuredly kill them both. Ever since I first saw the trailer for "Room" I knew it was going to be something special, a dark look at sad events that unfortunately do happen in real life. Highlighted by phenomenal performances from the leads and a great screenplay, this movie shows what independent films can really do. "Room" is by no means an easy watch, but one that every movie fan should experience.
Sicario
Director Denis Villeneuve first burst on to the scene with 2013's "Prisoners," a dark and disturbing crime drama that was one of the year’s best films. In 2014 he directed "Enemy," a fascinating psychological thriller that was widely acclaimed by many critics. But his 2015 film "Sicario" his far and away his best movie. The story follows a DEA agent who is asked to be of a special task force that has been given the job of crossing the border into Mexico and retrieving a high value target, only to learn that things are much more complicated than they first appear. "Sicario" might be one of the most intense movies that I have ever seen; on more than one occasion did I found myself on the edge of my seat and biting my finger nails. The acting is also superb with stars Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, and Josh Brolin giving some of the best performances of their careers. On top of that, this is one of the best looking movies of the year, legendary cinematographer Roger Deakins did an amazing job with the way this movie was shot; and it will be a travesty if he is not nominated for an Oscar. "Sicario" is a crime thriller at its best; it is one of the year's most intense and heart pounding movies; and one that will stay with you long after you see it.
Spotlight
Every year there is usually one movie that just does everything right; writing, dialog, acting, directing, plot, etc. 2013 had "12 Years a Slave," 2014 had "Birdman," and 2015 had "Spotlight." "Spotlight" is based off the true life story of an investigative team at the Boston Globe who discovered that the Catholic Church had been covering up a number of cases where their priests molested young children. "Spotlight" does everything right, and there are a few things that it does exceptionally. This movie's screenplay is possibly the best of the year, and the ensemble cast gives some of the best performances of 2015. Considered by many to be the front runner at the upcoming Academy Awards, "Spotlight" blew me away with just how engaging it was. You wouldn't think that a slow-burn drama would be one of the year's more exciting movies, but you really do get invested in it. This is one of those movies that has a lot of people throwing out the term "Oscar-bait," but even if that is true it doesn't mean it's not exceptional.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
I'll be honest, I am extremely happy to be able to put this movie on this list. The original "Star Wars" trilogy is one of the most beloved and all around best trilogies in all of cinema. The prequel trilogy which came years afterwards on the other hand, was met with less than favorable reception. Now 38 years after the release of the first film in the franchise, we get a full blown sequel to the original trilogy. Taking place about 30 years after the events of "Return of the Jedi," a group known as the First Order has risen out of the ashes of the Empire and are at war with a group known as the Resistance. The story follows Rey, a scrapper from a desert planet, and Fin, a former storm trooper of the First Order, as they try to give the Resistance an important piece of information. "The Force Awakens" exceeded my expectation in every way imaginable; it is the movie that the prequels should have been. Directed by J.J. Abrams, the film's action, humor, story, and visual effects are on point, and gives a new generation a story that will stay with them for years to come. Not to mention the fact that it smashed just about every box office record, both domestically and internationally. With several more films in the franchise on the way, now is the best time to be a "Star Wars" fan since 1977 to 1983.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

10 Best Shows of 2015

Honorable Mentions: The Flash, Arrow, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Top Gear, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, China Il, iZombie, Red vs Blue, Suits, Supernatural, The Simpsons, American Dad, Modern Family, The Venture Bros., From Dusk Till Dawn, Robot Chicken, RWBY, Bob's Burgers, Scandal, Broadchurch, Community, House of Cards, Gravity Falls, Louie, Halt and Catch Fire, The Strain, Bojack Horseman, Show Me a Hero, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart/Trevor Noah, How to Get Away With Murder, Jane the Virgin, Togetherness, Justified, American Crime, Archer, Parks and Recreations, Masters of Sex, The Knick, South Park, Vice on HBO, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Master of None, W/ Bob and David, The Man in the High Castle, F is for Family.
Note: This list is based off my own personal opinion of what I thought were the best shows of 2015 and is ordered in descending numerical order (not including the runner-ups which are listed before the top 10 in alphabetical order). To qualify for this list, a show must have aired some time in 2015; I would like to mention I have not been able to watch every show that aired in 2015.

Runner-Up: The Americans
There are a lot of shows that are currently airing that are criminally underrated. Shows like "The Knick," "Gravity Falls," and "Mozart in the Jungle" are all amazing, but are viewed by very few people. But of all the underrated shows on TV, "The Americans" probably tops that list. "The Americans" is and FX series about two Russian spies posing as Americans in the 1980s. They were smuggled into the country, set up a proper life, and even had kids. While they are often conflicted about how their jobs put their friends and family in jeopardy, they almost always put the mother land first. "The Americans" is just another example of why FX is one of the best channels on cable; they take chances on shows that often become some of the best on the air. Dark, intense, and dramatic, the show never fails to entertain, and is a must watch for any self proclaimed TV lover.
Runner-Up: Ash vs. Evil Dead
"Ash Vs. Evil Dead" is one of those shows that had no right to ever be made, but surprisingly it is better than any fan ever could have hoped for. Based off the film franchise from the early 1980s to early 90s, the show follows the main protagonist of the series Ash Williams. A deadbeat working at a small retail store, Ash is content with living out his days without a care in the world. But one day while baked out of his mind, he accidentally reads from an ancient, evil book called the Necronomicon which he acquired many years ago. By reading it, he unleashed an ancient evil that will kill him and maybe even destroy the world. So now it's up to ash and two of his coworkers to send the evil packing. What is so impressive about this show is that it finds a great balance between comedy, horror, and action. Really this show is just a joy to watch. Even those who are unfamiliar with the show's source material can watch this show and have a great time. And just a few days before the show's premier, it was renewed for a second season. So hopefully "Ash vs. Evil Dead" will have a long and successful run.
Runner-Up: Jessica Jones
When I first heard that Netflix was planning on making another Marvel show, I was rather unsure. Despite their great track record and how good "Daredevil" turned out, I was unsure how far they could take such an unknown hero like Jessica Jones. Ok, I'll be the first to admit it, Netflix proved me wrong. "Jessica Jones" goes above and beyond anything I expected from it. "Jessica Jones" is about the character of the same name, a young woman who obtained super powers in an accident when she was a child. Unfulfilled in her adult life, she ultimately decides she wants to become a super hero; but is disappointing by the results. One day she is met by a mysterious man who can control her just by talking to her, and keeps her as his companion for months before she is free. Depressed and broken, Jones starts drinking heavily and decides to become a PI. But once again her life is turned upside down when she learns that her captor is still at large. "Jessica Jones" is dark, expertly done, and has layers that I never expected from it. From start to finish I loved this show and marathoned it in a little over a day. I can't wait for season two, and I will no longer doubt the other Marvel shows Netflix is working on.
Runner-Up: One-Punch Man
In all seriousness, this is a show that I was not expecting to make it onto this list. "One-Punch Man" is an Anime Series out of Japan; it was a web-comic that was later made into a fully fledged manga. The series revolves a young man named Saitama, who was a regular guy that one day decided to become a super hero. After a few years of training, he became incredibly strong, stronger than he was hoping for. He's actually so strong, that he defeats all of his enemies with one punch. Having no one to challenge him, he becomes bored and a bit depressed. As ridiculous as the plot sounds, this show is fantastic. The action, characters, humor, and animation are all top notch; and have bolstered this show to a level rarely seen by Anime. There might be one anime series a year that makes it big outside of Japan. 2013 had "Attack on Titan," 2014 had "Kill La Kill," and "one-Punch Man" is this year’s big show. I'm not exactly sure how long this series plans to run, whether it is one season or a few more. The web comic and manga are still ongoing, so for all we know the anime might have a long life expectancy as well. All I know is that this show is a hit, and one of my personal favorites of the year.
Runner-Up: Silicon Valley
Maybe one of the lesser known shows on this list, "Silicon Valley" follows a group of programs as they create a revolutionary software and try to insure the lasting success of their company. Here's how I always describe this show to people, imagine if "The Big Bang Theory" was actually a good series. This is one of the funniest shows on TV right now, and is probably HBO's best comedy in years. Filled with hilarious characters, outrageous moments, and some of the best writing in any comedy out right now, "Silicon Valley" has surpassed just about everyone's expectations. With a third season set to premier in 2016, "Silicon Valley" has all the potential in the world. As long as it stays faithful to what got it to this point, and doesn't do what "The Big Bang Theory" did and devolve into nothing but sex jokes and nerd bashing, I'm sure it will continue to be great.
10. Mad Men
From 2007 to 2015, AMC brought TV viewers one of the best shows to ever air on cable TV. "Mad Men" is a drama primarily following Don Draper, the creative director at an advertising agency in the 1960s. On paper he lives the perfect life; white collar job, beautiful wife, three kids, and more money than he knows what to do with. But always just ahead of his happiness are his personal daemons, which lead him down the wrong path at every turn. When I first started watching "Mad Men" I was not a fan. The show is a slow burn and the first few episodes are the most interesting. But after giving it a fair shot, I fell in love. The complex characters, the phenomenal writing, and beautiful art direction are just a few of the shows high points. I loved this show so much, that when I decided to change my college major I wanted to go into advertising. Unfortunately, I am sad to say that the show's seventh season was its last. While it might not have had a happy ending for all of its characters, it was the ending that was most fitting for each of them. "Mad Men" will be missed, and I'm not sure that any show can ever replace. Even though, I'm glad I was there to watch it unfold.
9. Hannibal
When it comes to fictional serial killers, some of the more infamous ones include Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, and Jigsaw. But no horror killer could ever hope to outshine Hannibal Lecter. The "Hannibal" franchise is one of the most famous in all of horror, with the highlight being 1991's "Silence of the Lambs" which actually won the Academy Award for best film. Beloved and respected, many fans were unsure of NBC's plans to have a TV based on this source material; with even wearier about the show changing the series timeline. But during its only three year run, "Hannibal" quickly became one of the most acclaimed shows on TV. Highlighted by Mads Mikkelsens's portrayal of the title character, intelligent writing, and gratuitous violence like nothing we had ever seen on network TV before, the show quickly became a fan favorite; but due to low ratings, the show was abruptly canceled. While the show did have a proper conclusion, it's unfortunate that we'll never get to see how the series was supposed to end; even so, it managed to do its name sake proud. So while "Hannibal" only lasted three years, it accomplished more in that time than most shows could ever hope for.
8. Mr. Robot
When I first saw the trailer for "Mr. Robot," I was generally unimpressed. I thought it looked like one of those shows that was just trying to go out of its way to be "edgy;" boy was I wrong. "Mr. Robot" follows Elliot, a computer genius who works at a cyber security firm and suffers from social anxiety disorder and severe depression, and can only connect with people by hacking them. By day he's just an average computer program, but in his spare time he uses his skills to go after those who don't follow his moral compass. One day he is approached by a man known only as Mr. Robot, who asks him if he wants to join the hacker group F society whose primary goal is to go after mega conglomeration E Corp (appropriately nicknamed Evil Corp). While unsure at first, he ultimately agrees and sets out for new world order. "Mr. Robot" is 2015's surprise hit; I don't think anyone was expecting it to be as good as it is. "Mr. Robot" is essentially "Fight Club" the show; it even makes a couple direct references to it during its first season. The series airs on USA, which is a channel I've given some criticism over the years. It's only good show in about half a decade would be "Suits," and is most known for being that channel you can watch re-runs of "Law and Order: SVU" on. But they really took a chance on "Mr. Robot," which is really pushing the limits of Cable TV with the writing and dialog (being that the actually said f*ck on more than a few occasions). The show's second season is set to premier in 2016, and I'm very excited to see where it’s going to pick up.
7. Rick and Morty
When it came to the big break out shows of 2014, you had "True Detective," "Fargo," and surprisingly "Rick and Morty." An Adult Swim program, the pilot episode first aired in late 2013; but the show made a name for itself when the creators started to put the episodes on YouTube, which quickly made the show an overnight sensation. The show follows a teenage boy named Morty, who goes on crazy adventures with his genius, psychotic, and alcoholic scientist Uncle Rick. Despite being a comedic, animated program during Adult Swim's late night block, "Rick and Morty" has really separated itself from other shows like it. Not only is it the funniest show on TV, it is filled with series, deep, and emotional moments that may make you question your own existence. A third season has been confirmed, but due to the show's long development cycle, we might not get new episodes until 2017. Even so, I and many fans can't wait to see what happens to Rick and Morty next.
6. Orange is the New Black
"Orange is the New Black" was a show that I had little interest in watching when I first heard about it; and after I saw the first trailer, I didn't feel a strong need to watch it. But after its premiere I heard nothing but great things, with a lot of people calling it one of the best new shows of the year. So I decided to finally give it a try, and instantly fell in love. "Orange is the New Black" is about a group of inmates at a prison just trying to get through their sentences with what remains of their sanity. I think what I love most about this show would be the characters, there's such a wide array of complex characters that aren't what they appear on first glance. And it's watching these characters evolve over time that I love. Filled with comedy, drama, and crazy situations, this is a show that has been great since it first aired. Netflix renewed the show for a fourth season shortly before the third season premiered, and as always fans are excited. "Orange is the New Black" has become Netflix's most watched, acclaimed, and respected show, and I doubt it plans on changing any of that in the future.
5. Fargo
A few years back when it was first announced that a TV series would be made based off of the Coen Brothers amazing film "Fargo," I was nervous to say the least. Easily one of the best movies of the 90s, it was hard to imagine the show doing justice to its source material. Surprisingly, the show's first season in 2014 was one of the best shows of the year. And for the second year in a row, that trend has continued. The second season takes place in Minnesota and North Dakota in the 1980s, and primarily follows the Gerhardt crime family in Fargo and the Minnesota cop who is out to take them down. "Fargo" is one of the best acted, best written, most dramatic, and funniest shows on TV right now. The second season was just as good as the first, and even better in some ways. A third season has already been confirmed and is scheduled to air sometime in 2016, and if the show runners keep up this level of quality "Fargo" might just go down as one of the best shows ever.
4. The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
HBO has garnered an impressive reputation over the years for their hard hitting documentary series, but this one stands in a league of its own. "The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst" tells the story of Robert Durst. Durst is the son a successful real estate mogul, and he himself is incredibly wealthy; it's also important to note that he's likely murdered at least 3 people. "The Jinx" tells the story of Durst, from his younger years to modern day. It tells about his ex-wife who vanished one day, an old friend of his who was found murdered in her home, and an elderly man Durst knew while he was on the run from the police whom he shot and dismembered. It's also worth mentioning that he actually went to trial for that one, plead self defense, and won. Not sure how decapitation counts as self defense, but whatever. "The Jinx" is nothing less than fascinating, and some of the most compelling TV you'll ever watch. Not only that, but it might actually help convict Durst of some of his murders. After evidence was presented in the final episode, Durst was actually arrested shortly afterwards and is facing murder charges. "The Jinx" is something special, a truly unique viewing experience that will rock you to your very foundation. While it might not be for the faint of heart, it is certainly one of the best shows of the year.
3. Daredevil
In 2003, the world was met with the film making atrocity known as "Daredevil" based off the celebrated comic series of the same name. Often listed among some of the worst movies of all time, it is a true piece of garbage. So when Netflix announced that they were making a "Daredevil" series, most people expected the worst. What audiences got was an intense, action packed, and gritty series filled with drama and intrigue while paying respect to its source material. "Daredevil" follows Matt Murdock, a layer in Hell's Kitchen who was blinded in an accident as a child. Over the years his other senses were heightened to super human levels, and he was trained by a warrior with the same abilities as him. While working on one of his first cases he starts to learn about a criminal underworld that is poisoning his city. So by night he sets out to find those responsible for the city's crime, and he isn't afraid to break a few bones doing so. What "Daredevil" did best was surpass our expectations. People were expecting a ridiculous superhero show in the same style as the movie, what people got was a dark and intense action/crime thriller. Arguably the biggest break out hit of the year and already renewed for a second season, it looks like "Daredevil" is just getting started.
2. Better Call Saul
In 2008, the American crime drama "Breaking Bad" premiered on AMC. Since the first episode the series was met with widespread critical acclaim, and has since been regarded as one of the greatest shows of all time. So when a follow up series called "Better Call Saul" was announced, many were nervous that it would tarnish the legacy of "Breaking Bad." Fortunately, people's fears were put to rest when the show premiered. "Better Call Saul" is a prequel to "Breaking Bad," revolving around Jimmy McGill (known as Saul Goodman in "Breaking Bad"). Jimmy is a former conman who recently received a license to practice law by exploiting a loophole regarding off-shore colleges, and follows him as he represents his brother who is in a legal battle with his former law firm. "Better Call Saul" had a lot to live up to, but manages to do justice to its predecessor. It's not just the best new show of the year, but one of the best in general.
1. Game of Thrones
Since its premiere in 2010, "Game of Thrones" has been nothing less than sensational. Based off the acclaimed "A Song of Ice and Fire" books by George R.R. Martin, the show has consistently been one of the best programs on TV. Taking place in the fictional, medieval world of Westeros, the show follows several characters that as the try and survive the many dangers of the lands while attempting to assert their own dominance in the political system. I'll cut to the chase, this is simply put one of the greatest and most ambitious shows ever made. The characters, writing, action, set pieces, scope, and story are basically unmatched by any other show on the air right now; and the fifth season was no different. While some criticized this past season as being one of the show's weakest, I saw a great season that featured a few of the best episodes in the entire series. With a sixth season coming in April of 2016, fans cannot wait to see what happens after the massive cliffhanger that ended on the last episode. No one knows when this series will come to an end, especially considering that the show has caught up with the books and the next season will likely come out before the next novel. All we know is that HBO is planning on having a few more seasons, and I think it's safe to assume that "Game of Thrones" will continue to be phenomenal.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review

     In 1977, the world was greeted by the unparalleled sensation that was the "Star Wars" franchise. The first film, "A New Hope," was an overnight success, becoming the highest grossing movie of all time as well as go on to win seven Oscars. The following two films, "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi," were also huge hits and cemented the series’ place as one of cinema's greatest trilogies; and it's not hard to see why it was so beloved. Not only was it ahead of its time and influential for so many sci-fi movies to come, but it truly created one of the greatest movie universes ever. The characters, culture, lore, and story were on a level rarely reached by any movie franchises. There is history in the "Star Wars" universe that goes back thousands of years before and of the movies take place. It's a universe that one could lose themselves in, and one that stimulated the imagination of everyone who witnessed it and stayed in their hearts and minds forever. So unsurprisingly, upon the completion of the original trilogy fans were dying for more. Over the years we saw many licensed video games and books take place in the "Star Wars" universe, but they never quite satisfied that itch that fans had. So when it was announced that series creator George Lucas was working on three prequels to the original trilogy, fans lost their minds. "The Phantom Menace" was released in 1999, and quickly became one of the highest grossing movies ever; but the film suffered from one major problem, it wasn't very good. "The Phantom Menace" was a mess of a movie that most fans seemed to hate, and reception for its successors was also lackluster. "Attack of the Clones" in 2002 and "Revenge of the Sith" in 2005 were heavily panned by critics and audiences, causing fans to despise the prequel trilogy and George Lucas himself. So with the prequels done it was assumed that the series had finally been put to rest; but in 2012 Disney announced that they had bought Lucasfilm, meaning that Disney owned the rights to the franchise. Almost immediately, they announced that a sequel trilogy to the original films was in the works. So here we are, about 38 years after "A New Hope," we get another movie in a series that had long since been thought to be done and over. We get one of the most anticipated movies ever made, "Star Wars: The Force Awakens."
     A few decades after the events of "Return of the Jedi," the galaxy seems to be at peace; but out of the shadow of the old Galactic Empire a new group has risen up, The First Order. One day a storm trooper named Fin realizes that he might be on the wrong side, so he plans a daring escape from one of the First Order's ships. He manages to get out, but crashes on a nearby desert planet. There he meets Rey, a young scrapper who has found something wanted by both the First Order and the group known as the Resistance. Rey and Fin decide to take the item to the item to the resistance, only problem is that they have the entire First Order looking for them. Fortunately, they run into some old legends that are willing to help them out.
     "The Force Awakens" might be the most anticipated movie to come out in my lifetime. The hype surrounding this movie was otherworldly, with people getting antsier with every day. People have waited a long time for another good "Star Wars" movie; and I'm very happy to say that they don't have to wait anymore. This movie is everything a fan of the series wanted from a new installment; this is the type of movie that the prequels should have been. One of the more loveable aspects of this franchise would have to be its characters. "Star Wars" has several of the most iconic characters in cinema history, and a few of those characters make an appearance in "The Force Awakens." But while it was great to see these old characters again, the new ones stole the show. The new characters are great; Fin and Rey are awesome and will be great leads in the new trilogy. The movie's villain, Kylo Ren, is also a stand out. He is powerful, menacing, and ruthless, and is on his way to be one of the series’ best antagonists. But despite the introduction of several new characters, a few of them were underutilized. There was one particular character that was featured heavily in the marketing that was in very little of the movie. Many of these characters we probably be in the sequels, but I hate when movies introduce a character that seems important but barely does anything. All the actors in this movie give great performances, from the old to the new; but Daisy Ridley as Rey was the real stand out. She did a great job playing a great new character, bringing a lot of heart and energy to Rey. And not only did each actor give solid individual performances, but they also work well together. The chemistry between everyone is great, and feels a lot like that of the original trilogy. The story of the original trilogy is timeless; it is one that has been remembered for years, and one that defined the young lives of an entire generation. "The Force Awakens" has a great story, be it that it does feel familiar. But what it does is set up then next two major installments, Episode 8 and 9. It's the first part in series that will define the young lives of an entirely new generation. And if there was one thing that this movie did right, it was making be want the next movies immediately. Unfortunately, that brings me to two more issues with this movie. "The Force Awakens" will leave you with a lot more questions than answers; but not so much about what is to come, but what happened before. There is about a thirty year gap between Episode 6 and 7, and it's obvious that a whole lot of stuff happened. "The Force Awakens" touched on the important events during that time, but leaves out almost everything else. To the movie's credit, "A New Hope" also left us with a lot of questions; most of which were answered in the sequels. So I suspect we will know what happened eventually. I also feel that "The Force Awakens" has a focus issue at times. There is a lot of stuff happening in this movie, and it all happens really quickly; it can all be a little much at times. "The Phantom Menace" had a similar problem, but "The Force Awakens" doesn't have as bad a case of ADD as that one. On a technical level, the "Star Wars" franchise has already been ahead of the pack when compared to other movies of the time. The original trilogy even won several Oscars for visual effects and design. The prequel trilogy employed a variety of CGI that was some of the best of the late 90s and early 2000s. So while "The Force Awakens" isn't years ahead in terms of its technical aspects compared to its predecessors, that doesn't mean it’s still not impressive. "The Force Awakens" looks absolutely beautiful, the visual effects (including CGI and practical effects like puppets and animatronics) work great and harken back to the original trilogy, the sound design brought me back to my childhood (those old school sound effects and epic score are just what I wanted), the cinematography is top notch, and the production and world design is some of the best of any movie this year. When it comes to the more technical aspects, I suspect that "The Force Awakens" will receive a few Oscar nominations. But now it is time to give credit where credit is due; the man behind the camera who was given the daunting task of putting together one of the most anticipated movies ever made, J.J. Abrams. He was absolutely brilliant; this is his magnum opus, the movie that he will always be remembered for. He was perfect, and the right choice for relaunching this franchise. It had that sense of whit and humor he is known for, he put enough nostalgia and fan service in it to make any fan of the series to keep on smiling, and as always he made this movie entertaining as hell with awesome action scenes. He did such a great job, I kind of wish he would stay on to direct the sequels. Abrams really did bring this series back to life, and for that I can't thank him enough. Is "The Force Awakens" perfect? No, but then again neither was the original trilogy. What this movie does is revitalize a series that many thought was long past its prime. It has set the stage for a new story to entice a new generation. From the opening crawl to the cliffhanger ending, I was 100% invested in this movie. Outside of "Fury Road" this was the most fun I had at the movie theater this year, and it already has me counting down the days until Episode 8. Also, totally worth waiting in line for four hours to be the first one in the theater. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" isn't just one of my favorite movies of 2015, it's also one of the best. 

Pros: Great new characters, nice to see old characters again, menacing villain, good chemistry, enthralling new story, impressive visual effects (practical and CGI), excellent performances from the entire cast, J.J. Abrams was the perfect director, beautiful cinematography, classic series score, great sound design, phenomenal production and world design, good sense of humor, nostalgia and fan service awesome action scenes, entertaining as hell, already has me wanting the next one.

Cons: A few characters are underutilized, feels unfocused at times, lots of unanswered questions.

4.5/5 Stars

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

10 Best Games of 2015

Honorable Mentions: OlliOlli2: Welcome to OlliWood, Helldivers, Besiege, Axiom Verge, Titan Souls, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, Game of Thrones, Life is Strange, Not A Hero, Soma, Downwell.
Note: This list was based solely off of my own personal opinion of what I thought were the best games released in 2015. It's important to note that I did not play every game released this past year, so any game I didn't play could not be included.

Runner-Up: Rocket League
"Rocket League" is a game that came out of nowhere, and then took the industry by storm. It is essentially a soccer game, but the players control cars instead of people. It's basically that simple; the goal is to score more than the opponents, with each team consisting of up to four players. To be honest, "Rocket League" is one of the best soccer games I've ever played; even outshining traditional soccer games like Fifa. The fast paced and frantic gameplay allow for some insane and memorable moments. And there is a level of satisfaction with scoring that makes the game more fun than you'd imagine. So as simple as this game is, it has become a sensation. Assisted by the fact that it was free on release day on PlayStation network, it was an overnight hit; featured on countless popular YouTube channels, and even featured on the competitive stage. "Rocket League" is one of the best multiplayer games of the year, and some of the most fun you'll ever have with a controller in your hands.
10. Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
One of the more unique indie games to come out in the past few years would have to be 2012's "Hotline Miami." It was a top down shooter featuring elements of stealth, strategy, and an instant death mechanic, all while taking place in a dreamlike and drug fueled world. In my opinion it was honestly one of the best indie games ever made, so the sequel, "Wrong Number," had a whole lot to live up to. The plot of the game takes place both before and after the game, and involves a large cast of characters. The combat has been given new elements, like characters that could dual wield weapons or even control two characters at once. As well as more challenge types of combat like a character who has trouble taking out enemies. "Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number" takes what was so great about the first game, and just added to it. While it might not be a huge leap forward, it does enough to make this feel like a whole new game. But just like its predecessor, this game is maddeningly difficult and unrelenting from start to finish. So even though I died time and time again I kept finding myself coming back, and that's often a sign of an great game.
9. Westerado: Double Barreled
This is undoubtedly the least known game on this list; I would actually be impressed if anyone had heard of it. "Westerado: Double Barreled" is an RPG style western where you play as a nameless character. One day while away from your family farm, you return to find your mother and brother dead. You travel to your uncle's ranch for advice, and decide to scour the countryside to find the man who murdered your family. "Westerado" is a fairly simple game that you can beat in a few hours and includes very minimalist combat; but the game has heart. It manages to put so much into this game with interesting mechanics, unique characters and dialog, a well designed and varied map, and a story that you actually become invested in. So while many might right it off being simplistic, that but that doesn't make it bad; it embraces its simple elements in order to improve on what it does right. And that makes it one of the year's most enjoyable indie games.
8. Batman: Arkham Knight
The "Batman: Arkham" series has become one of the most celebrated franchises in years, with both "Arkham Asylum" and "Arkham City" garnering universal praise and countless awards. Now after six years the series is coming to a close with the biggest installment yet. "Arkham Knight" takes place shortly after the events of "Arkham City," with the Joker now dead there is a power grab between Gotham's criminals; but the one that seems to be stepping up to the plate would be Scarecrow. He reveals to the city that he has developed an incredibly dangerous fear toxin that he will use on anyone who does not evacuate the Gotham immediately. Batman quickly swoops in attempting to stop the maniac but is met by Scarecrow's right hand man, a mercenary known only as the Arkham Knight. Given only one night, Batman seeks to stop the Scarecrow to save his city. In all honesty, "Arkham Knight" is not as good as its predecessors (excluding "Origins"). The over use of the batmobile often takes the fun out of the missions due to its clunky move set, and overall difficulty to drive. The game also suffers from a lack of closure and a bad DLC model that includes some subpar content. So while it’s not perfect, it does a lot of things right. It has perfected the combat seen through the series, the city is beautiful and full of detail, the graphics and animations are top notch, the characters are iconic as ever, and the game really does make you feel like the Batman. So while it might not be quite as good as "Asylum" or "City," it's still worth the time of any comic book fan.
7. Until Dawn
"Until Dawn" is one of those games that almost everybody thought was going to be a bad game. The story revolves around friends who go on a yearly trip to a secluded cabin in the mountains that belong to some of the friend’s parents. One night most of the group plays a cruel prank on one of the girls (whose family owns the cabin), she gets embarrassed and runs out into the winter night. Her sister runs after her worrying for her safety, but after she finds her they are chased by a mysterious man and fall off a cliff. One year later the brother of the sisters invites everyone back to the cabin in remembrance. But once their things are not as they seem, and an unwanted guest might on the mountain as well. "Until Dawn" is essentially if someone took an 80s horror movie, and then turned it into a game. Early gameplay for it was unimpressive, featuring corny dialog and quick time events; most wrote the game off entirely. But when it was released players were met with a love letter to the horror genre filled with homage’s, mystery, scares, and memorable characters. Not only was it praised by many critics and fans, the game did much better than the developers thought it would and are seriously considering a sequel. "Until Dawn" is one of 2015's biggest surprises, and a must play for any fan of the horror genre.
6. Tales From the Borderlands
In 2012 video game developers Telltale Games burst onto the scene with a game adaptation of "The Walking Dead." Telltale's "The Walking Dead: Season One" was met with overwhelming acclaim from critics and garnered several "game of the year" awards. Since then Telltale has established themselves as one of the industry’s best developers when it comes stories, and their 2015 game "Tales From the Borderlands" might actually be their best. Taking place in the "Borderlands" universe the game follows a Hyperion employee named Rhys, and a Pandora con artist named Fiona. They meet each other when Fiona attempts to sell him a fake vault key (vaults are ancient storage units for treasure and weapons, and are highly coveted by everyone). The two ultimately discover a way to find a real vault, and set out to ensure their futures. Telltale has been known for how dark and serious their stories can be, but what works so well for this game is that it doesn't take itself so seriously. It manages to match the tone of its source material so perfectly with the overall goofiness and humor the "Borderlands" series is known for. A fun story, great dialog, beautiful art style, and more action than Telltale's previous games make this one of their best. No word on whether or not we will see a season two for "Tales From the Borderlands," but if there is I'm positive no one will be upset by it.
5. Fallout 4
There were a lot of big, and long awaited games that came out in 2015; and none were nearly as anticipated as this one. "Fallout 4" is the latest in the "Fallout" series, which dates back to 1997; the game takes place in a post apocalyptic wasteland after a nuclear holocaust wiped out all of civilization. You play a vault dweller that awakes from cryogenic sleep 200 years after the bombs dropped; only to discover that your infant son has been kidnapped by unknown assailants. So you set out upon the Boston Commonwealth to find him, and God have mercy on anyone that stands in your way. In all honesty "Fallout 4" is far from a perfect game, and in some ways is a downgrade from the previous installments. That being said, it is still one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences of the year. The greatly improved combat, engaging story, big/beautiful world, and ungodly amount of stuff to do gives any gamer reason to pick it up. So did "Fallout 4" meet the expectations of those who waited for it? it depends who you ask. All I know is that I loved it, and am already waiting for the next installment in the franchise.
4. Undertale
Each year there seems to be one game that nobody knew about beforehand that burst onto the scene and shocks everyone, this year it was "Undertale." For those who don't know "Undertale" is an indie game released early this year, and acts as a love letter to old school JRPGs. You play a young child in a world with both humans and monsters, one day you become trapped in a mysterious place surrounded by creatures where nothing is as it seems. "Undertale" is maybe the most unique game I've ever played, and features several interesting mechanics. The combat system is traditional turn base, but requires you to solve puzzles as well as pay attention and act while the enemy is attacking you. The game's writing and sense of humor is also top notch, and is laugh out loud hilarious at times. But the most memorable aspect of the game is that it remembers. The game actually reads files of previous saves on your hard drive, and will change according to them. For example, I was in a fight with a character that I accidentally killed. So I exited out of that game and loaded up my previous save, when I fought that character I again I didn't kill her. I then proceeded, but was confronted by an NPC who said it knew what I did and how I tried to change it. It added unique dialog because I tried to go back and change the results of the battle. It's ingenuity like that which makes games unique, no other story telling medium has that capability. "Undertale" is a breath of fresh air, and truly one of the best of the year.
3. Bloodborne
In 2009, From Software released "Demon's Souls," a medieval style action RPG noted for its incredibly difficult gameplay and outstanding "sword and shield" combat. The game became a success among critics and audiences and spawned a spiritual successor, "Dark Souls." "Dark Souls" and its sequel were met with wide acclaim and strong sales, but they left many fans wondering what would be next. From Software decided to work on another spiritual success, "Bloodborne." A PS4 exclusive, the game's style is very similar to its predecessors, but its changes to the gameplay and new setting make it distinctive. Like the games that came before it, "Bloodborne" is astonishingly difficult; it also features much faster combat and new weapons like guns that make the gameplay distinctive compared to the rest of the series. "Bloodborne" is an absolutely outstanding game, but it’s not meant for everyone. It is the type of game that will beat you down and try and break you. You almost requires you to explore every inch of its beautiful world, and if you aren't willing to grind to level up when necessary it is going to kick your *ss. And if you decide to pick up the excellent expansion, you'll be met with a few bosses that are even more difficult than those in the base game. I spent 33 hours on my first playthrough (and I missed a lot of stuff along the way), but even after 33 hours I immediately restarted the story in "new game plus" (which ups the difficulty). And since I first picked up the game, I have put over 150 hours into several playthroughs. I might just be gluten for punishment, but all I know is that "Bloodborne" was one of the most challenging and fulfilling game I played in 2015.
2. Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain
Ever since footage of this game was first shown a few years back, "Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain" was been surrounded by controversy. The depiction of the character Quite, the inclusion of microtransactions, a minor character who appeared to be designed off a real life person without his consent, and the fact that shortly before the games release the director of "The Phantom Pain" Hideo Kojima had serious problems the developers parent company Konami and would later leave the company entirely. But despite all these problems, "The Phantom Pain" manages to be one of the best games of the year. The game boasts an interesting plot, impressive graphics, phenomenal combat, a variety of unique gameplay mechanics, a great sense of humor, an awesome soundtrack, and several memorable characters. This game's predecessor, "Guns of the Patriots," is a game that I consider to be very close to perfect. And to be honest, MGS5 is not as good. It suffers from a lack of focus, messy storytelling, unimpressive boss fights, and lack of closure; on top of those annoying microtransactions. But this game by no means was disappointing. It was some of the most fun I had playing a game all year, and featured several truly memorable moments that will stick with me for years to come. With Kojima parting ways with Konami it is unlikely that we will see another major installment in this stoic franchise; but if "The Phantom Pain" is the last game in the series, it is certainly an epic finale.
1. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
In 2007 the Polish video game developer CD Project Red released a game called "The Witcher," based off the fantasy novel of the same name. The game was met with critical acclaim, and was named one of the best games of the year by many publications. Three years later the developers released the sequel "Assassins of Kings," which improved upon its predecessor in almost every way and was met with similar reviews. Now in 2015 we are met with "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt," which has been called by many as one of the best RPGs ever made. Noted for complex story, interesting characters, impressive visuals, detailed and varied world, deep lore, improved combat, and a system where your choices actually matter and impact the story. From the tutorial to the final cut scene, I was enthralled in this game like I have been with few others. To be honest I haven't had the opportunity to play the first two games in the series, despite that the game does its best to accommodate new players by allowing you to choose which major choices would have been made in the previous games. It also features tons of books and papers that you can read that will tell the entire history of this world. "The Witcher 3" is an end of an era, with the developers confirming that this will likely be the final game. While there is still a second major expansion pack on its way, it makes me sad this will be the last game in the franchise. But even so, this was a great game for the series to go out on. And it cemented itself as one of the best trilogies in all of gaming.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

5 Worst Movies of 2015

Honorable Mentions: Chappie, The Walking Deceased, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Note: This list is based off of my own personal opinion of what I thought were the worst movies released in 2015, it's also important to remember that I was not able to see every movie released this year.

Runner-Up: Jupiter Ascending
The old expression "Oh how the mighty have fallen" doesn't even come close to describing the Wachowskis. For those who don't know the Wachowskis were the creative minds behind one of cinemas best sci-fi movies, "The Matrix." Everyone was sure that they were going to be the next big thing, but after "The Matrix" their careers have gone down the toilet. With bad movie after bad movie, 2015's sci-fi epic "Jupiter Ascending" seemed like their last chance for redemption; what resulted was arguably their worst movie to date. A convoluted mess featuring bad performances, cringe worthy dialog, and an overabundance of unnecessary CGI culminate in one of the year's least interesting movies. I was actually impressed by how boring a big budget blockbuster like this could be. I really wanted to like "Jupiter Ascending" because I really want to like the Wachowskis. But all this movie amounted to be was uninteresting, and unimpressive waste of potential.
5. The Human Centipede: Full Sequence
You know, I'm actually impressed that they managed to get a third movie out of this embarrassment of a movie series. Granted, it is about as good as a third movie involving having someone's mouth sewn to someone else's anus would be. In this movie, the warden at the worst prison in Texas has to find a solution to his violent prisoners. And after watching the first two "Human Centipede" movies he gets inspired, and makes a 500 person long chain out of the inmates. Now you're probably asking yourself, "How one earth could this not make it higher on this list." The answer is simple; it wasn't as hard to watch as the other movies on this list. It's by no means a good movie, but it knows it's a joke. The movie makes fun of itself and its predecessors multiple times, it knows it’s not a real movie and it rolls with it. The people behind it set out to make a ridiculous, vulgar, repulsive, and terrible movie. And they accomplished just that.
4. Insurgent
If you've ever spent five minutes talking to me about movies, you'd know my general disdain for the "Divergent" series. "Divergent" was actually a movie I was somewhat looking forward to, I thought it looked fairly interesting. But when I sat down to watch it in the theater it was one of the most painful movie going experiences of my life. I can't even remember how many times I checked my watching asking "how much longer can it be." "Divergent would go onto to be number three on my list of the worst movie of 2014. Now a year later I can safely say that the sequel "Insurgent" is just as bad. Boring, sub-par CGI, a messy plot, bad acting, and terrible dialog are just a few of the many problems this movie suffers through. But for some reason, the third movie in this series is still on its way; and if I had to guess, I'd say that it won't be particularly good either. I can't say that "Insurgent" is the worst movie I saw this year, but it's still pretty damn terrible.
3. Smosh: The Movie
When I first heard that the YouTube channel Smosh was getting their own, fully fledged movie, I cringed. From the get go it seemed like such a horrendously bad idea, because the sense of humor that they have in their videos is best meant for a few minutes of a time. For an hour and a half straight, there was no possible way it could work; and, obviously, it didn't. "Smosh: The Movie" is essentially one of their online sketches dragged out for an hour and a half, and not even one of their funnier ones. It's nothing but juvenile humor and pop culture references. While I'm fairly sure the target audience for this movie is a ten year old boy, that doesn’t excuse it from being one of the year's least funny comedies. So if you have 90 minutes free, watching this movie would be one of the last things you do. Better uses of your time would include going to the gym, watching "Breaking Bad," or watching paint dry. The only way anyone could enjoy this movie would be if they were intoxicated, and the amount of alcohol you would need would almost certainly be enough to warrant a trip to the hospital.
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
What could I possibly say about "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," other than the fact that it shouldn't exist. If I were to make a list of movies that didn't need a sequel, "Paul Blart: Maul Cop" would probably be somewhere on that list. So what happens when a bad movie gets a sequel? Generally, it is also bad. "Mall Cop 2" is a generally unfunny comedy, with over the top and embarrassing acting from the stars. I think I laughed once during this movie, and it was nothing more than a chuckle. "Mall Cop 2" pulled the same thing as "The Hangover" did, in that it essentially recycled the plot where the unsuspecting hero has to stop the professional criminals. The main problem is that it mostly just rehashes jokes from the original. There's no reason why this movie should have been made, any charm or likable qualities of the original are gone, and you're just left with an unimpressive mess of a movie. You'd laugh more if you skipped seeing this movie altogether, and spent three minutes watching cat videos on YouTube.
1. The Internship Games
For the third year in a row, a parody of "The Hunger Games" has made it on my list of the worst movies of the year; by this point if I never see another one of these parody movies, it will be too soon. Amazingly though, this one might be the worst. "The Internship Games follows a group of young college students who are competing to get an internship at a company. To be honest, I'm not exactly sure what kind of movie this is. It tries to be dramatic featuring social and racial commentary, but undercuts itself with comedy; the problem is that this is one of the least funny movies I have ever see, literally every joke falls flat. This doesn't even feel like a real movie, it feels like a movie that was just thrown together and shot by a group of friends in a weekend. The writing is cringe-worthy, the acting is horrendous, the cinematography is horrible, and the jokes (if you can call them that) are random and make no sense. On top of all that, this movie is actually kind of racist and stereotypical. Some of the characters are from ethnic backgrounds for the sole purpose of being made fun of, and are stereotypical portraits of that type of person. All but one of the six applicants going for the internship are black, the other is white. And the only reason she is there is to be made fun of for being different. Every interaction between her and another character is based solely on her race, and being disliked for being white. It's meant to be funny, but does just come off as racist. I could go on and on about how bad this movie is, there really are no redeemable factors. It is straight up, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. This is the type of movie that makes me wonder how the people behind it couldn't realize how bad it was when making it. I wish I didn't spend an hour and a half watching this, but I did and now I can't get that time back; all I can hope now is that I never have to watch it again.