Wednesday, December 27, 2017

10 Best games of 2017

Honorable Mentions: Disk Jam, Mr. Shifty, Life is Strange: Before the Storm, Destiny 2, Uncharted: The Lost Legacy, LawBreakers, The Walking Dead Season 3, Hob, Stories Untold, Fortnite: Battle Royale, Sonic Mania, Flinthook, Ruiner, Pillars of the Earth,The Sexy Brutale, Hollow Knight, Ticket to Earth, West of Loathing.
Note: This list consists of the best games released in 2017 that I played. There are several games that came out in 2017 that I did not have a chance to play, and therefore could not qualify for this list (including titles such as "Divinity: Original Sin II"). I've also decided to exclude games that are incomplete (such as Early Access games like "Dead Cells" and "Pit People" or incomplete episodic games such as "Pillars of Earth").

Runner-Up: What Remains of Edith Finch
If I had to give an award for the biggest surprise of 2017, it may be this one. Not necessarily because I thought it was going to be bad, but because it was so much more than I thought it would be. "What Remains of Edith Finch" is a narrative driven exploration game; you play as Edith Finch, who returns to her childhood home as a teenager. You explore the house, learning of your relatives, while the Finch curse (which has claimed the lives of many family members) looms overhead. If I had to choose a specific genre for this game, it's one that makes the eyes of many a gamer’s roll into the back of their head; "What Remains of Edith Finch" is a walking simulator. The majority of the game is you just walking throughout the house while a narrator tells the story. What this game does better than most of the genre though is that it actually includes gameplay. Whenever you learn of your relatives you often get a little section of varied gameplay to break up the monotony. It adds a lot to a game that already has a strong narrative telling a beautiful story. I do believe there is a place in games for walking simulators, despite what others may say; and it you ask me "What Remains of Edith Finch" has set a new standard for what the genre can, and should be.
10. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
In all honesty, I'm not a big fan of horror games; the only one in recent years that I really loved was 2015's "Until Dawn." It was a stroke of genius, playing off the horror films of the 1980s; it was fun, scary, and creative. While there have been a few since then that I've heard good things about, it wasn't until this game that I felt the need to pick up a horror title. "Resident Evil 7: Biohazard" is the latest installment in the ground breaking "Resident Evil" Franchise. What started out as survival horror in the 90s would turn into an action horror series in the mid 2000s; but with RE7 the franchise gets back to its roots. You play as Ethan Winters, who has traveled to rural Louisiana in search of his wife who has been missing for three years after you receive a message from her. But once he arrives at the backwoods home off an old plantation, he comes face to face with some sort of mutated family that is making it their mission in life that he never leaves that house. RE7 is one of the most genuinely terrifying games I've ever played. From the opening moments, I was scared. Unlike previous installments in the series, this game takes place in a first person perspective. Because of this and what feels like a relatively small FOV, every time you turn a corner you're scared, you never know what's coming. Coupled with an intriguing story and exceptional ambiance, I really was scared. My only complaint is that the game relied a little too much on the combat, which is often very weak. Throw in a couple anticlimactic, but frustrating boss fights, and you take a lot away from such a great game. Even so, if you can make it through this game without your heart racing, you are braver than me.
9. Cuphead
Every year, there's always an indie title or two that manage to really take the video game world by storm; and this past year that game was "Cuphead." Beginning development back in 2010, this was a game many questioned whether or not it would ever come out; considering how long ago it was announced, and how long the studio has been showing it off while simultaneously pushing back the release day. "Cuphead" is a 2D action platformer, very much similar to old-school games such as "Contra." You play Cuphead, a young boy who loses a game of chance to the devil and is forced to go collect the souls promised to the devil in order to keep years. A fascinating little title, "Cuphead" is simple but manages to really shine. While the gameplay is solid and nothing really that special, what gained notoriety would be the art. Drawn to look like cartoons from the 1940s, this game has some of the most unique aesthetics I've ever seen. Accompanied by a great soundtrack, fantastic boss fights, solid combat, and difficulty that will make you want to pull your hair out (while fun for me, it won't be for everyone) and "Cuphead" has to be the indie darling of 2017.
8. Pyre
Over the past few years, Supergiant Games has gained a reputation as one of the best development studios in the world right now. Noted for the beautiful art styles and scores they bring to their games, as well as a variety of other unique mechanics, they've gained a strong following and critical acclaim. And their latest title is far different from anything they have put out so far. "Pyre" takes place in a strange, Middle Eastern inspired land. You play as a faceless character picked up by a traveling band of nomads. They bring you into their group because of a unique skill you posses, the ability to read (which is outlawed). So you set out traveling the world with your new group of companions in the hope of finding a better tomorrow. Supergiant's previous two games were action based; but this one, not so much. When progressing through the story it is basically a virtual novel. You and your companions talk, you chose from a select amount of dialog on occasion, and then you move on. The interactive part of the game comes from these rituals you must perform. Basically it's like basketball. It's 3v3 where you must get the ball into your opponent’s bonfire to weaken them. While simple on the surface, it's some of the most fun I had in a game in 2017. "Pyre" is another impressive notch in the belt of Supergiant, and really cements them as one of the industry's best studios.
7. Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
"Wolfenstein: The New Order" was a surprisingly great game released back in 2014. Coming out of nowhere, it was unanimously praised as one of the best FPS campaigns in the past few years. The game gained a following, so a sequel was sure to come, and this year we received "Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus." TNC picks up shortly after the events of its predecessor. BJ Blazkowicz survived his injuries and is saved by his fellow rebels. In a world ruled by Nazis, his group is one of the last true resistance groups. Unsure of what's to come, but knowing that he has children on the way, Blazkowicz sets out to finish off the Third Reich once and for all. Now, to be honest, TNC is not as good as its predecessor. It has more than a few issues: various technical issues, some bad level design, it gets preachy time to time, and a few of the major protagonists aren't the most likable in the cast. But the biggest issue is that it doesn't feel as fresh as its predecessor. The New Order was a great surprise, while the New Colossus is more of the same. That being said, it's still great. Memorable characters, several cool levels, top notch gun play, an interesting alternate history story, and just being absurdly fun. "Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus" is a hell of a ride start to finish.
6. Horizon Zero Dawn
Making a video game is a big investment. It costs millions of dollars, tens of thousands of man hours, and years of development time. So when a studio sets out to make one, they need to be sure and get a publisher on board to help distribute and market the game. So when Guerrilla Games, a Dutch based company known only for an above average first person shooter, went to Sony and pitched a new IP that involved a female protagonist in the post-apocalypse hunting robot dinosaurs with a bow, they must have been really confident. "Horizon Zero Dawn" takes place many years in the future when mankind is holding on to whatever life they have left, residing in a primitive state devoid of modern technology. Living alongside them is some sort of race of robot animals that take many shapes and forms. You play Aloy, an outcast who attempts to join a nearby village; but after members of the village are attacked she sets out to stop the group responsible. And along the way she gets wrapped up in a plot that will change human history. HZD was a surprise hit early in 2017, being met with critical praise and strong sales. Noted for its design, combat, story, lead character, and some of the best technical graphics we've ever seen on a home console, it took the industry by storm and has become one of the PS4's best selling exclusives. With an ending that suggests a sequel is on its way, we haven't seen the last of this new franchise yet.
5. Nioh
If you ask me, the most influential video game franchise of the last decade would have to be the "Souls" series. The first installment was "Demon's Souls" in 2009, but the franchise began to hit its stride with "Dark Souls" in 2011. Since its introduction, countless games have emulated it; the term "souls-like" label has even been coined. While this term is thrown around often, only a few games really met the criteria regarding combat, difficulty, play style, and mechanics. While many have tried this style outside of the "Souls" franchise, in my opinion only one has succeeded. "Nioh" is a third person, hack-and-slash action RPG from Japanese developer Team Nija. You play a legendary Western samurai during feudal Japan, fighting various demons and other enemies. The story of this game is confusing to say the least, but you don't play it for the story. This is the only game to really get the "Souls" formula correct. The combat is fast and frantic, it's extraordinarily difficult, and there are layers on top of layers of mechanics that need to be mastered. "Nioh" is not for everyone, and is one of the hardest games I've ever played; but if you give it a chance you'll be rewarded with one of the year's best.
4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
I can already hear the sounds of fury coming from those seeing that this game is only number four on this list. In my defense, there are good reasons why. I'll get to what makes this game great in a minute, but let me talk about what annoyed me. This game had some mechanics and overall direction I was not a fan of. First would be that every weapon in the game has degradation, so the more you use it the more likely it is to break. This isn't a fun mechanic; it's annoying to be in the middle of a fight only to have your weapon break and having to pause the combat while you switch to a new one. I'm also not a fan of how "leveling up" in this game works. To level up either your help or stamina you must collect certain items from shrines scattered throughout the map (shrines are puzzle based challenges). Now the problem is to level up, you need to beat several of these shrines; so to get your health up just a few more hearts will require an annoying amount of work. It would have been better to require only one shrine to level up, but for it to be a bigger affair. Instead of it being one of many you must complete, finding and finishing a shrine could have been a big deal. I understand the choice to use many shrines, each shrine focuses on different puzzle solving mechanics, there is a gradual increase in difficulty the further you get from the starting area, and completed shrines can be fast travel points. I just would have preferred for completing a shrine to be a more notable thing and a bigger individual challenge. And my last real complaint would have to be your mobility around the map. Yes you can get a horse to move more quickly, or jump off a high ledge then glide for periods of time, but most of the game you'll just be running. The issue is that it's connected to your stamina, so you can only run for a few seconds, then walk while your stamina regenerates, then run again. It's annoying, and getting from point A to B is made more difficult than I feel is needed. And the only way to get your stamina up is to complete shrines which can be a pain. The game is very large, and compared to other open world games it feels more tedious to travel across the map. This game could have been perfect, but there are some annoying mechanics that hold it back. That being said, it's still great. The art, music, world design, story, combat, and just about everything else is top notch. If you have a Switch or a Wii U, flaws and all, "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" is one of the best games you can buy.
3. Nier: Automota
Most of the time, when a sequel for a game is announced it makes sense why It was; the original was successful, the fans wanted it, or some other logical reason. So when it was announced that the 2010 action RPG "Nier" was getting a sequel, many scratched their heads. "Nier" didn't sell particularly well, receive glowing reviews, or even have that big of a cult following; so why "Nier?" As more was shown it began to make a bit more since. "Nier: Automota" was more of a spiritual successor, taking place in the same world but thousands of years later and having almost nothing to do with its predecessor. At first I wasn't interested, but when I found out the exceptional Platinum Games was developing the title I became  intrigued. "Nier: Automota" takes place thousands of years in the future when humans have left the earth and all that remains are various machines. You play as 2B, a highly advanced combat robot tasked with fighting the machines on behalf of humanity. And the story that follows gets to crazy to talk about. Upon its release N:A was met with wide acclaim for its combat, art, characters, and multiple endings that are unlocked after beating the game through once (some of the endings involve you playing as other characters seen in the story). N:A is a creative, inventive, and fun as hell game that did surprisingly well commercially and critically. It's one of the best action games I've played in years, and certainly one of the best games we've seen in 2017.
2. Super Mario Odyssey
I've got to say, the Switch had a pretty great first year when it comes to games. "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild," "Xenoblade Chronicles," "Splatoon 2," and the re-release of "Mario Kart 8;" but if you ask me the clear standout for the Switch's best exclusive this year was "Super Mario Odyssey." This game starts off like many of its predecessors, Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach. Mario does his best to stop his nemesis, but Bowser is victorious and Mario is cast off into some far off land and loses his trademark hat. When he awakes Mario is greeted by Cappy, a hat like ghost in the Cap Kingdom. Cappy tells Mario that like Peach, his sister has been taken by Bowser, and that he wants to help Mario save them. Mario agrees, and Cappy tags along by replacing his hat and lending his unique powers. Now the two set off to find their loved ones on a flying ship called the Odyssey. As ridiculous as that plot sounds, don't let it turn you off from this game; there's a reason it's so high on this list. "Super Mario Odyssey" is an absolute treat; it is Mario at its best. Stellar level design, beautiful worlds, tons of stuff to explore and collect, tons of new gameplay mechanics, and a sense of nostalgia that reminded me of playing "Super Mario 64" when I was younger. My only criticisms would be that the game has a tendency to rely a bit too much on nostalgia (most notably the 2D sections that can be clever, but don't bring a whole lot to the game), and the control scheme (with some moves tied to motion controls, and unless you hold the Joy-Cons in separate hands, my least favorite way of playing the Switch, feel very awkward with every other control scheme). Minor complaints aside, I had a blast with "Super Mario Odyssey." If you plan on picking up a Switch any time soon, this would be the first game I recommend you buying.
1. Persona 5
Okay, so this one is technically cheating since it was originally released in 2016. "Persona 5" first launched in Japan in September of last year, and didn't make its way to the rest of the world until this past April. When I do my list of the best movies of the year, I'm very strict regarding when a movie is released and if it qualifies for that list. But that's because movies coming out in different countries in different years is very common; while in video games, that's much more rare now-a-days. So for this I'm making an exception since it was EASILY the best game I played this year. Also, it's my list so f*ck it I can do what I want. "Persona 5" is the latest installment in the ground breaking JRPG franchise. You play nameless, mostly silent protagonist who moves from a small town to the big city after being falsely accused of assault by a powerful politician. Shortly after arriving you feel something is very wrong with the city, and are brought into a strange web of conspiracies you cannot explain. You learn that you have the ability to enter the minds of people, referred to as their castles. So you decide to use this power to steal the hearts of criminals and make them change their ways. You found a group known as the Phantom Thieves with some of your friends in the hopes of making the world a better place. Not only is "Persona 5" the best game I played in 2017, it’s one of the best games I have ever played. The only noticeable complaints I can think of is that the game takes a few hours to give you your freedom, and that the English voice acting isn't anything special. Other than that, it's pretty damn close to perfect; the turn based combat, music, art style, visuals, design, style, story, characters, writing, and just about everything else are truly phenomenal. What always looked like a promising game turned into the must have exclusive for any PS4 owner, and certainly the best game that I played in 2017.

Monday, December 25, 2017

5 Worst Movies of 2017

Honorable Mentions: Bright, The Book of Henry.
Note: This list is made up of what I thought were the worst movies released during 2017. It's important to remember that there were many bad movies released in 2017 I was not able to watch.

Runner-Up: A Bad Moms Christmas
Now to be honest this isn't that bad of a movie. It made this list by virtue of me only seeing a few bad movies this year. That being said, it's still far from good. "A Bad Moms Christmas" is the sequel to 2016's "Bad Moms." This time around it's basically the same thing but at Christmas, and the moms to the bad moms stop by. This movie really is nothing special, it's about as middle as the road to unimpressive as it gets. There are a few decent jokes, but that's about it. The performances feel phoned in, the plot and writing are mediocre, and much of the comedy doesn't land. Compared to the rest of the movies on this list it doesn't seem so bad, but "A Bad Moms Christmas" feels like a cash grab; cheap to make, easy to profit off of. And on top of that, they totally set up the opportunity to make a third film; which, if I had to bet money, won't be any better.
5. Flatliners
On a list of movies that I never thought would get a remake, "Flatliners" would have at least gotten an honorable mention; but here we are. The plot of the original revolved around some medical students purposely stopping their hearts, to have them resuscitated so they could see what happens when you die, and then some spooky stuff happens. An interesting enough concept for what was an alright movie. The 2017 version is ultimately the same overarching plot, but with ghosts or demons or something. "Flatliners" is just dumb, that's it. It's not scary, or funny, or entertaining, or any other beneficial property; it's just dumb. Nothing that happens makes sense and they don't explain anything. The only saving grace from my viewing experience was that I watched it with friends and we roasted it in the theater. "Flatliners" isn't a truly terrible movie. It's just 110 minutes of nonsense that I wish to never watch again.
4. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
If we're really lucky, the title of this movie will ultimately be true. "Resident Evil" started as a video game franchise in the 90s, and was a pioneer in survival horror games. Since then the series has produced several of the best horror games of all time, but its film franchise counterpart hasn't been as lauded. The "Resident Evil" film franchise started in 2002 with a decent enough movie, then quickly devolved into a truly terrible series. "The Final Chapter" is supposedly the last installment (although the ending of the movie actually leaves them open to doing more unfortunately). Here's the run down, an evil corporation developed a virus for convenient back story reasons that can cause terrible mutations in people turning them into zombies. Alice is immune to the virus, and has made it her mission to destroy the corporation. "The Final Chapter" takes place years after the virus was released, and only a few thousand humans are left on earth. Alice decides to head to an underground bunker owned by the corporation to finish off the masterminds of the end of the world. There are other plot points but who the hell actually cares? This is as about as brain dead "entertainment" you can get. It's dumb, popcorn nonsense that a few people may enjoy. I just don't like this series, it could have been great but really it's just terrible. "The Final Chapter" isn't the worst installment in the series, but it's still pretty bad.
3. Transformers: The Last Night
Now we get to the heavy hitters, with any of these final three movies being worthy of being called 2017's worst. And if I had to guess I suspect that "Transformers: The Last Night" will top many worst of the year lists and with just cause. In a franchise known for being terrible, you can make an argument the latest installment is the worst. "The Last Night" picks up a few years after the previous film, now Transformers are illegal on earth and are being hunted by government task forces. Then there's something about an ancient prophecy and King Author and a bunch of other stuff I don't feel bothered writing about. At over two and a half hours, this movie is bland, bloated, and boring. It's amazing how you can make such an expensive action extravaganza be so uninteresting. The humor doesn't work, the action is poorly choreographed and shot, the plot is nonsense, and the characters are wholeheartedly uninteresting. It's hard to say if this is the worst installment in the series, at this point they all just run together in a huge blob of garbage, all I know is that it's a true and utter waste of time.
2. The Emoji Movie
If anything, this movie just became one of 2017's biggest jokes. From its first announcement people couldn't really believe that it was an actual movie in development. The premise was supposed to be a modern day "Toy Story," but ultimately sounded kind of lame. The plot of the movie takes place in the phone of a high school student, and focuses on the "meh" emoji named Gene. Gene is supposed to make only one expression, but can't help but to make more. So worried that he may be deleted, he seeks out a hacker to fix his programming. If I had to point out a positive of this movie, I'd say that the animation isn't that bad; everything else is though. The characters are uninteresting, the plot is unmemorable, the writing and dialog are abysmal, and very few jokes even come close to landing. "The Emoji Movie" is one of those projects that makes you question how it got greenlit at all; and the fact it's not at the top of this list is impressive.
1. Fifty Shades Darker
This is it, this is the worst. I didn't see a lot of bad movies from 2017, but of those I did this was far and away the least enjoyable to sit through. The "Fifty Shades" film series is based off of the novels of the same name. What started out as "Twilight" fan-faction became a worldwide sensation. Despite being panned by critics, the erotic novels sold incredibly well; and the movies have been doing the exact same thing. The series revolves around the relationship between a plain girl named Anastasia Steele, and a billionaire named Christian Grey. After the previous movie, the two ended their relationship. Christian doesn't want to give it up and tries to win Ana back; she agrees but wants a more honest relationship. Then a bunch of nonsense happens and the movie ends. "Fifty Shades Darker" is insultingly bad. The writing, directing, acting, music, production, dialog, and storytelling are just atrocious start to finish. I thought the first installment in the series was bad, but this one ranks among the worst films I've ever seen. 2017 was filled with great movies, but of the bad ones that came out, "Fifty Shades Darker" is easily the worst.